fuck

There's this FINE guy at uni - I swear he looks like a Chanel model crossed with some sort of gingery-blonde Greek god with amazing blue eyes - who I hope to get wrecked and seduce once these fucking exams are done with.

Hot blonde getting fucked on her bed.

We DID, you fucking dipshit. Berlin 1936 motherfucker, do you know it? Seriously, some people have the memory retention of an earthworm. Everyone learns about this in high school. And even if you didn't, you should do some fact checking

This article in the NY Mag about our dependency on shoes really got me thinking about why my switch to cheapo converse last year might have eliminated my annoying Achilles tendon issue i'd developedand my move to wearing blundstone

ARE. YOU. KIDDING? Stupid cunt looks like he's a gay aids victim. Bleghhh.